unintentional actual humor blog but i also get to complain
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I found $20 walking home the other day and I’m waiting to level up and find $50
outside smells like outside. it doesnt smell like pee no matter how many times you pee out there
(Source: kkrabbit)
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I’m not asleep I’m very much awake please stop making out I want a BOY.
strength(s) is the longest one syllable word in the english language with only one vowel
(Source: mynubivagantjourney)
(Source: thefinaljourney)
man i just endlessly hate me.
my mom told me not to eat something and i decided to eat it anyway but apparently i said “fuck you bitch” before i did it and this was literally 5 minutes ago i dont know how i dont recall saying it but i shocked my whole family by doing that omfg
